snark (snahrk) n. an imaginary animal of ill-defined characteristics and potential. -From Lewis Carroll's poem "The Hunting of the Snark" (1876). v. to quickly suck or snort something into the nose or mouth, especially a food or drink. WARNING: Should not be used in conjunction with the words "coupling" and "aardvark"
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